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brittle stars
....vermin!
sh!t weather;
constant adverts for perfume and chocolate on telly.
waiting on the Australian Immigration dudes to grant me my visa............
alexmaclennan
29-12-06, 00:23
After 60 dives with my Gates 1100 VSN pro, it has leaked a couple of times in the last three outings :mad: :mad:
and definitely crap viz
alex
ANYBODY who says "Oh you can't do that I'm afraid, it's because of the insurance" :mad: :mad:
dive granny
30-12-06, 17:19
Political Correctness:(
Bl***Y spam E Mail
:mad: :mad: :mad: Major
Flu and I dont mean "mans flu"
page 14 of my diving 'comic'
Political Correctness (same as DG)
Neds
Marzipan
snorkel123
31-12-06, 20:25
Being fully kitted up then needing a number two!!
Brian:(
dive granny
31-12-06, 21:07
Flu and I dont mean "mans flu"
What do you mean?
Bikerbill; I'll have your marzipan:) On second thoughts I want to lose weight for Malta;)
I'd of gladly swapped flu for Marzipane I love it. and dont need to worry about weight either.:p
Midges :(
definitely!
I'd keep anything else in the list if i could get rid of those wee f*&£ers!!!!!
:mad: :mad:
all midges, every last one of them.
&
flat torch batteries. :o
internet cafe's
see alex for full details as to why!;)
dive granny
10-01-07, 22:22
Customers who cough all over you while asking for a flu remedy! Also the ones who stick their chickenpox infected kids in your face so you can verify their diagnosis:mad: