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Dear chris ,
it is with sorrow and deep sadnes that i put this on the forum,what has AQUATRON done with all the pretty helpful FEMALE ASSISTANTS that used to work there:confused::confused: ????i used to go and get my airfills and now all i see is these big great ugly guys,not so much as any eye candy to behold!!.:eek::eek: please can we do something about ,i mean come its easy for the job interview - the pretty one i know you didnt know anything about scuba diving but hey it works for the usual punters that come in here ...So come on Chris any explanations or is it because you are now under the thumb:rolleyes::rolleyes: and the other half has TOLD you not to employ any females or you had better start sleeping with one eye open from now on ,please explain ,
many thanks a weirdo who wears rubber at the weekend :p:p
dive granny
19-07-09, 21:56
Eric is a big teddy bear:D
Eric is a big teddy bear:D
That may be true divegranny,but as i said Eric just doesnt do it for:eek:he may be big and cuddly to you but where is the eye candy for the rest of us poor men to look at while we are getting our fills(ahem :rolleyes::rolleyes:)and i have noticed that the silence is deafening from Chris !!!! and his reply...is it just me getting to mid-life crisis time or has anybody else noticed this as well ???
:D When I first saw this I thought that you were going to complain about bad service at Aquatron, that would result in a ban :D Anyway, what would your other half do if she knew you were wanting eyecandy?:D:D
The other half says nothing unless i put in the batteries :D:D and fully inflate her ,(does that make me a bad person:p:p) dive granny is happy with eric the cuddly teddy bear but what about the rest of us mere mortals , still no reply from chris or anybody at aquatron ,anybody for a petition:cool:
Start a poll Kev and I don't mean a foreign bloke ;)
my local LDS has a bit of stuff in it, young Leanne.
I almost want to help her lift my 15l out of the water bath once she's filled them, but the perv in me says "No" a skinny 20'something bending over lifting a dive cylinder. :o
It's a man thing!
I'll get my coat.......
At last the men are starting to stand up and get rid of the Brown Trenchcoats that they are used to hiding behind.:D:Dehind.Well done tommy Stand up and say it lound Im a Man(a weirdo but still a man;)) and im proud now can anybody tell me how to set up a poll on this thing and then we can see what chris has to say then ,:drool::drool: democracy will work(i hope)
dive granny
21-07-09, 19:24
Try going on a Saturday;)
I would put my vote on it. b.t.w loving the new smilies:drool::drool:
Chris@Aquatron
22-07-09, 11:58
The other half says nothing unless i put in the batteries :D:D and fully inflate her ,(does that make me a bad person:p:p) dive granny is happy with eric the cuddly teddy bear but what about the rest of us mere mortals , still no reply from chris or anybody at aquatron ,anybody for a petition:cool:
LMFAO!
Brilliant! If I new it was that easy to please you lads I would have done it a long time ago :D We have Lynne, a Padi Divemaster helping on a Saturday now and Ozzy, an Instructor who will be in Friday till 2:00pm. Both have ample amounts of diving knowledge AND looks too!
I get my eye candy from all the gorgeous customers we get in the shop so I never really think of the staff! Eh Diveganny ;) xxx
LMFAO!
Brilliant! If I new it was that easy to please you lads I would have done it a long time ago :D We have Lynne, a Padi Divemaster helping on a Saturday now and Ozzy, an Instructor who will be in Friday till 2:00pm. Both have ample amounts of diving knowledge AND looks too!
I get my eye candy from all the gorgeous customers we get in the shop so I never really think of the staff! Eh Diveganny ;) xxx
Ozzy - She worked in Utila with one of my friends Morna, well I think she did :thumbup:
Mr Flibble
23-07-09, 12:43
But surely any women staff at the shop should be in the back making the tea and doing the dusting. You surely don't let a woman near anything remotely technical do you? I have a saying 'If it has more than one button a women will get confused and press the wrong one.' Ever wonder why hoovers, dishwashers etc only have an ON button. :D
OK floodgates open. :thumbup:
Flood gates open? ..........Might as well create a tsunami......
Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do brides get married in white? So they match all the other kitchen appliances.
What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen to shout at you? Made the chain too long.
Why do women have legs? So they can walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.
I think I'll start running now.
dive granny
23-07-09, 19:29
You better had;) I thought you were a nice guy Mr F:eek::rolleyes:
Mr Flibble
23-07-09, 20:34
I am, I love women, my dad used to be one.
This should explain it all to you DG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb8Csll9Ws
:D :D :D
And this might help also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&feature=related
dive granny
24-07-09, 14:23
They are pretty funny.:D Explains a lot:rolleyes::D
one of the funniest harry enfield sketches, i think:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&feature=related
Ok Guys ,i thought i would give chris a second try ,i went into aquatron today and guess what ,no pertty ladies just ugly guys and no Dive Granny it wasnt your little teddy weddy eric ,;);),the place was full of testosterone,
why why why is not the chromosome i was looking for today (if you get that joke your smart:eek: ) ,i even thought about putting my girlfriend in for a job, Delectable Debbie my polythene pal ,any offers guys:D:D
I popped in yesterday for a couple of airfills and there was definitely a "starwars bar" feel to the place, despite the lovely new flooring. I think it was Eric in denim shorts that provided the wookie effect. Enough to intimidate darth vadar. Now ... if Carlsberg ran dive stores ... http://www.scuba-instructors.com/img/girl1.jpg
:D
dive granny
24-07-09, 19:15
quote: (Ok Guys ,i thought i would give chris a second try ,i went into aquatron today and guess what ,no pertty ladies just ugly guys and no Dive Granny it wasnt your little teddy weddy eric ,;);),the place was full of testosterone,
why why why is not the chromosome i was looking for today (if you get that joke your smart:eek: ))
I do I was a nurse.:D What you want is the xx factor;)
maybe the team should just wax and wear neoprene thongs?
Gord ,i know your an Admistrator and fully respect your position ,but dear god where do i send the bill for the councilling i am going to need trying to get the picture of eric out of my head ,he would stand thwere in his daisy duke pose ,Pleas blind me somebody please:001_tt1::001_tt1:
scubamuppet
19-06-11, 16:10
well I must say that the situation has improved, I was in the other day and all I can say is tottie-tastic:D!!!!!!!!
And dive granny, Eric is still there for the ladies:001_tt2:.
Was in today picking a few things up and served by the wonderfully suzie not only very helpfull but also very pleaseing to the eye so cant ask for any better except employing me to be at the other end of the counter ha ha
Mr Flibble
20-06-11, 12:39
Yes I was served by a lovely young lady on Saturday. Will need to visit more often. :drool:
scubamuppet
21-06-11, 14:09
I'm definatly going in more often at the weekends:thumbup:, but now I need an excuse to give my wife, any suggestions????
Was in today picking a few things up and served by the wonderfully suzie not only very helpfull but also very pleaseing to the eye so cant ask for any better except employing me to be at the other end of the counter ha ha
Couldn't agree with you more...the lovely Suzie is very pleasing on the eye!!!
Couldn't agree with you more...the lovely Suzie is very pleasing on the eye!!!
yeah i was wondering why you always want to come with me to aquatron and never buy anything ya creep! lol
thebloofish
30-07-11, 11:03
Must thank Aquatron. Was in today for fills. Between Suzy and the lovely new girl, whose name I unfortunately I didn't get, it was the most pleasant experience yet in there :D
scottish-diver
30-07-11, 12:24
the lovely new girl, whose name I unfortunately I didn't get
You mean Sarah?
Only met her a couple of times but she seems like a cracking lass.
Gordon & Sarah up a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., 1st comes marriage ....... lol
DD
scottish-diver
30-07-11, 13:04
Dave, I'm gonna boot yer baws!!!!
Failing that, I may have to turn your air off at 30m....twinned up or bought a pony yet? :laugh:
Come and have a go if ye think yer hard enough!! 3 black belts m8!!!
NAh not twinned yet m8, Car's MOT was last wk. Sophie keep's asking for a pony, she's still not looking after CoCo yet so I said no lol
scottish-diver
30-07-11, 13:25
9kg weight belt....no match!
9kg, ya skinny basra! U need more of my Chilli!
thebloofish
30-07-11, 13:32
[QUOTE=scottish-diver;62062]You mean Sarah?
Presumably. Very nice :thumbup:
G, Bloo's musclen' in! Get that weight belt out lol