Yogi Diver
07-07-08, 16:54
Bus load of Nuns crashes and all are killed.
Waiting at the pearly gates and St Peter says to Sister Mary "Have you ever touched a man's privates.
Sister Mary says "only once with the tip of my finger."
Peter says "Then dip your finger in the holy water and enter."
Sister Mariah, same question. "I once gave a bed bath and held his willie."
"Then dip your hand in the water and enter."
Sister Bernadette is being asked the same question when Sister Hannah pushes her way to the front and St Peter says, "Take your time my daughter, everyone will get their turn."
Hannah says, "I appreciate that sir, but, if I've got to gargle with the holy water I want to do it before Bernadette stickes her arse in it.":D
Waiting at the pearly gates and St Peter says to Sister Mary "Have you ever touched a man's privates.
Sister Mary says "only once with the tip of my finger."
Peter says "Then dip your finger in the holy water and enter."
Sister Mariah, same question. "I once gave a bed bath and held his willie."
"Then dip your hand in the water and enter."
Sister Bernadette is being asked the same question when Sister Hannah pushes her way to the front and St Peter says, "Take your time my daughter, everyone will get their turn."
Hannah says, "I appreciate that sir, but, if I've got to gargle with the holy water I want to do it before Bernadette stickes her arse in it.":D