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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb..............
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy! :D :D :D :D
Daddy's Little Princess
05-09-06, 02:02
if it was ding the shirt would say maldives....:cool:
Would any of you laydees like a "Ladies Only" board in the forum? Let me know and I'll set up up, and what you want it called.
Cheers.
if it was ding the shirt would say maldives....:cool:
Or in Gas Guzzler's case, he has one saying 'Nitrox rated'
A girl only forum
Names =
The Indecisive forum
Do you have it in blue
Can you caring my tanks
Daddy's Little Princess
05-09-06, 15:31
Does this dry suit make my bum look big? :D
i really don't mean to be provocative, but I read once that men have a more accute sense of spatial awareness, generally, than women. Does this make men better at underwater navigation? Do any of you ladies ever find you lose your bearings underwater?
(hornets' nest + large wooden spoon + circular motion = :o :eek: )
Airmonster
05-09-06, 19:07
i really don't mean to be provocative, but I read once that men have a more accute sense of spatial awareness, generally, than women. Does this make men better at underwater navigation? Do any of you ladies ever find you lose your bearings underwater?
(hornets' nest + large wooden spoon + circular motion = :o :eek: )
There goes a Brave Man! :eek:
/Colin.
There goes a Brave Man! :eek:
/Colin.
there went a brave man:D
alexmaclennan
05-09-06, 22:21
1. Open mouth
2. Insert foot
3. Eeerrr that's it!
alex
i really don't mean to be provocative, but I read once that men have a more accute sense of spatial awareness, generally, than women. Does this make men better at underwater navigation? Do any of you ladies ever find you lose your bearings underwater?
(hornets' nest + large wooden spoon + circular motion = :o :eek: )
Hit the nail on the head Gord. Apparently when using MRI scanners, the only measurable difference between the male and female brain is in the temporal area of the brain related to three dimensional spatial awareness. There is a wide body of scientific research to support this.... but in my opinion it is easily demonstrated... just ask a woman to reverse a car :eek:
Does this make men better at underwater navigation?
(hornets' nest + large wooden spoon + circular motion = :o :eek: )
Why don't you ask Gas Guzzler how many times he failed his compass course - the number 3 springs to mind!
Hit the nail on the head Gord. Apparently when using MRI scanners, the only measurable difference between the male and female brain is in the temporal area of the brain related to three dimensional spatial awareness. There is a wide body of scientific research to support this.... but in my opinion it is easily demonstrated... just ask a woman to reverse a car :eek:
Eddie, while i know your only saying what most are thinking...
would you like to borrow a spade?:D
Why don't you ask Gas Guzzler how many times he failed his compass course - the number 3 springs to mind!
He's a lovely guy though, with evidently a strong feminine side ;)
Like me: i'm very sympathetic and sometimes get lost.
He's a lovely guy though, with evidently a strong feminine side ;)
Like me: i'm very sympathetic and sometimes get lost.
"a strong feminine side " Was the boss watching as u typed this?
Daddy's Little Princess
06-09-06, 19:23
"a strong feminine side " Was the boss watching as u typed this?
Gord, could you do that thing that lastminute.com has where you click a button and it brings up an impressive looking spreadsheet really quickly if the boss is coming your way? :D
Gord, could you do that thing that lastminute.com has where you click a button and it brings up an impressive looking spreadsheet really quickly if the boss is coming your way? :D
Hi DLP.
Two words: ALT and TAB ... ;)
(you need to have something else open in the background ...)
craigdiver
07-09-06, 16:58
Would any of you laydees like a "Ladies Only" board in the forum? Let me know and I'll set up up, and what you want it called.
Cheers.
In my own opinion, I think a ladies only forum is sexist - imagine the flaming that would be going on if we started a guys only forum:eek:
This is the same reason that swimming pool ladies nights hack me off!!
CraigDiver
This is the same reason that swimming pool ladies nights hack me off!!
Ladies swimming evenings what you off?! :rolleyes:
Oh yeah, "hack": I misread it at first. :eek:
In my own opinion, I think a ladies only forum is sexist - imagine the flaming that would be going on if we started a guys only forum:eek:
This is the same reason that swimming pool ladies nights hack me off!!
CraigDiver
Fair 'nuff. No laydees night then. :rolleyes:
ladies swimming nights are great, means there is more space in the pool on other nights.
if you get my drift!:rolleyes:
ladies swimming nights are great, means there is more space in the pool on other nights.
if you get my drift!:rolleyes:
Yea ladies night is great it means we can go for a tequila :D :D
craigdiver
08-09-06, 09:16
Yea ladies night is great it means we can go for a tequila :D :D
Yes, I have completely changed my outlook on the subject - I propose that if they (they being the female species - with full respect) want a ladies only night at the pool, it should be made compulsory to attend.
And to balance this out, us guys should have a lads only night at the local public house, and as also being compulsary, we would have to go!:p
I has just occured to me why this is a big issue for me, it wasn't just the pool scenario, it was the local gym I attended on a Monday & Wednesday nights. The Gym management (local authority) suddenly decided to go down the ladies only night, yes on a Monday & Wednesday. Oh I miss staring and drooling over the lovely ladies in tight sweaty lycra - only kiddin' :cool:
Ladies, please try and justify why you require a ladies only night?
CraigDiver