View Full Version : Crap joke that made me laugh.
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum
and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in.
Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting,
"Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen
One of my friends sent me that.
Not sure why I found it funny but I did laugh quite a lot.
Must be wierd or summat.
well it had me roaring with laughter as well :D
Dive Tramp
09-04-08, 19:27
They're coming to take me away today...:D:D:D:D:D:eek::eek: ( Fifteen, Fifteen, Fifteen...)
a wife was looking into a mirror, turns and tells her husband "I'm fat, ugly, my arse is huge, and tits droopy. I need a compliment!"
the husband replied "You've got great eyesight!"
dive granny
09-04-08, 23:42
Oh! that's bad:(;)
A guy walks into a lingerie shop to buy some sexy gear for his wife.
The assistant see that he's looking a bit lost so offers to help. They start off with the bra's, he has no idea what size but finally decide on one.
Next the assistant asks him what size of underwear, 10, 12, 14? He looks confused. "Inches?" he asks. The assistant chuckles and explains that woman have a different way of sizing their clothes. But if he knew what size in inches she could work it out.
At this point the man confidentaly says "Definately 36 inches", the assistant seems surprised that he's so sure about this measurement so asks him how he knows this one....
"Well, I've get a 36" telly and when she stands in front of it I cany see a f#cking thing past her @rse" :D
Nice
Hey Shog , what were those thin , rectangular , coconuty biscuits that Huntley and Palmer used to make ?
Had a sprinkle of sugar on the top.
Any idea ?
:D