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tomy2tums
22-08-07, 02:22
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh bigboy,whip me,whip me!"

Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks,"Did you get these marks having sex?"

Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that she allowed the kinky b*****d to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did.Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims,

"I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen".

regthing
22-08-07, 08:59
van aerial disease

:D :D :D

dive granny
22-08-07, 20:38
I always wonder who makes these things up. My Dad was a van aeriologist.;) ( a real one) It was great.... I knew all the symptoms of the venereal diseases from about 10 years old:( And according to my Dad all boys had it:D think he was trying to put me off being a bad girl:D

Fran
23-08-07, 00:58
And thats why you became a nurse,
ad love to spend a drunkin nite wae you DG

Airmonster
23-08-07, 10:32
ad love to spend a drunkin nite wae you DG

I hope you mean that she must have some crackin stories! :eek:

/Colin. :D

Bikerbill
23-08-07, 19:28
That's what I was wondering :D

dive granny
23-08-07, 21:59
Now now guys. Wonder no more. I have lots of great stories. I'm sure most nurses could write a book;) :D I'm sure that is what Fran meant.:D One of these days we will all meet up properly. the Kyle of Lochalsh trip sounded like a good idea. Lots of time for apre stories:D

regthing
23-08-07, 23:15
My Gran used to be a nurse and I grew up with the stories. They got dirtier as I got older and it was normal.

My girlfriends family aren't quite so forward. The look on her face once my Gran gets started is priceless :D

Fran
24-08-07, 01:30
Now now guys. Wonder no more. I have lots of great stories. I'm sure most nurses could write a book;) :D I'm sure that is what Fran meant.:D One of these days we will all meet up properly. the Kyle of Lochalsh trip sounded like a good idea. Lots of time for apre stories:D


yup that's exactly what I meant DG, what's it like on this forum...:eek:
Finbar Saunders and his double entendres, strike again!

regthing
24-08-07, 08:36
yup that's exactly what I meant DG, what's it like on this forum...:eek:
Finbar Saunders and his double entendres, strike again!

A fellow Viz reader :D

dive granny
24-08-07, 23:21
I used to send copies of VIz to my boys when they were in the army. Never read one though:)

Fran
25-08-07, 00:23
Aw DG, ye need to read one,
I must admit I have a very immature,uneducated brain,
maybe that's why I find it very amusing.


fran the gran x