View Full Version : Funniest thing I have ever read
I've just pinched this off Finstrokes (sorry Ding but it has to be shared)
If you're at work be prepared for some strange looks. Even better send out the link so that you get peace to read it. And don't plan on doing anything for the next half hour...
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618&phpsessid=30cf846286610800c227e14b8b2fd63a
Only just started reading this and am about wetting myself. Trying not to kill myself laughing out loud at work (supposed to be setting an example me!) have jsut sent this on to people i know and haven't even finsihed it yet. Is priceless. Thanks for posting.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
yep! you were right! that brilliant :D :D :D :D
dive granny
17-08-07, 17:14
As an ex nurse I can well relate to that, from the 'other side' so to speak:D :D :D :D
As an ex nurse I can well relate to that, from the 'other side' so to speak:D :D :D :D
I though you would ;) :D
frisky fraser
17-08-07, 18:46
having been on the receiving end of agent picolax!!,and the "procedure" this is almost completely true!!.three "ladies" attended to me,one of who says to me"this might be a wee bit crampy as the trainee!! is steering round the left hand side of your colon!!".and as for the wind,have you ever walked on gym floor with a pair of gutties on, that squeak as you walk along,well thats what my erchy sounded like walking down the long corridors of my local hospital!!.seventy miles an hour along the road,,oot the car,in hoose,daley thomson like,on lavvy,relief,wumman ootside saying"soonds like thunder,get the claes in aff the line mary",hopefully never again.by the way "lubricating lil" must have the biggest digits in the whole"no pun intended" hospital,specially chosen,i think :eek:
fraser
dive granny
17-08-07, 18:55
I think the guy who wrote the story should write it out and send it into one of the Nursing magazines eg 'Nursing Times'. It is a great tale.might make staff more sympathetic:D Poor chap;)
I saw it on Finstrokes and ecided it was too long to read. Your posting got me to check it out properly. LMFAO - a bit similar to the bloke in the sttory without the laughing! :D :D
Feckin hilarious,
Yeah like you said DG, his stuff should be printed,
genious...or doin the edinburgh fest with that story.
Dive Tramp
17-08-07, 22:47
As an ex nurse I can well relate to that, from the 'other side' so to speak:D :D :D :D
As an ex-patient I too can relate to that!:eek:
like peter i also decided it was too long to read until others started commenting on it.
hilarious story, well worth a read.