View Full Version : Tesco
-dive-monkey-
22-06-07, 10:48
Just been into my local Tesco and they have got some masks & fins in stock along with boogie boards & dinghy's...
Bigger stores might have more bits n pieces, its just a wee one where I am that tends to sell 'student items'.....:rolleyes:
Scuba-Doh!
22-06-07, 10:52
dinghy's...
Big enough to dive from? ;) Or just big enough for a surface marker :p
-dive-monkey-
22-06-07, 10:58
big enough for a surafce marker/kit storage.....the pic had a petite lady & little brat oops i mean kid in it....
Bigger stores might have more bits n pieces, its just a wee one where I am that tends to sell 'student items'.....:rolleyes:
"student items"? What slabs of stella and multipacks of condoms??!
Ahhh no, just remembered the Uni near where you work, it'll be magnums of champagne and multipacks of expensive "designer" condoms :eek: :p
;)
-dive-monkey-
22-06-07, 21:31
"student items"? What slabs of stella and multipacks of condoms??!
Ahhh no, just remembered the Uni near where you work, it'll be magnums of champagne and multipacks of expensive "designer" condoms :eek: :p
;)
:mad: quite finished?! Do Tesco sell magnum champers? How jolly can't say I've seen one in my local....think they just do the bog standard mates blah blah, try the pubs for the designer ones....
..think they just do the bog standard mates blah blah, try the pubs for the designer ones....
you buy them there as well do you ;)
dont know if I like the sound of bog stanard condoms
-dive-monkey-
22-06-07, 23:13
you buy them there as well do you ;)
:) no I'm not a student so I can't afford the ridicously high prices....
dont know if I like the sound of bog stanard condoms
well which ones do you like the sound of....(what are stanard condoms anyway? did they have them in the old days:D )
:mad: quite finished?! Do Tesco sell magnum champers? How jolly can't say I've seen one in my local....think they just do the bog standard mates blah blah, try the pubs for the designer ones....
Dunno about magnums, but my Tesco had one Bottle of Krug looking very lonely amongst the rows of Moet!
-dive-monkey-
22-06-07, 23:21
Moet & Vueve de .. are popular in mine! I do happen to have an empty bolly magnum stolen (after been drunk) from the muirfield open, unfortunately its just reminds me of how drunk I was when going back to work in the main tent and how I'll prob never afford one of those - ever!
what are stanard condoms anyway? did they have them in the old days:D )
Standard ones - straight sided and unflavoured
Flavoured only - as above but flavoured
Ribbed / Studded - Various features moulded into the wall "for her pleasure", you can of course get these flavoured also....
The list is endless... Featherlite (for his pleasure), extra safe (we'll not go into their target market here), ones with Starship Enterprise shaped teats....
Favourite bit of condom machine graffiti-
Under the manufactuered to BS123455 statement
Aye, and so was the Titanic
dive granny
24-06-07, 21:19
Standard ones - straight sided and unflavoured
Flavoured only - as above but flavoured
Ribbed / Studded - Various features moulded into the wall "for her pleasure", you can of course get these flavoured also....
The list is endless... Featherlite (for his pleasure), extra safe (we'll not go into their target market here), ones with Starship Enterprise shaped teats....
Favourite bit of condom machine graffiti-
Under the manufactuered to BS123455 statement
Aye, and so was the Titanic
Bit of an expert then:D :D
ps also used by soldiers in the dessert to keep sand out of their rifles.
Bit of an expert then:D :D
ps also used by soldiers in the dessert to keep sand out of their rifles.
They can be used to carry 2L of water as well apparently...
dive granny
24-06-07, 21:31
A customer came into the chemist where I work and asked for some condoms. He then asked if I thought they would fit!! I was soo.. tempted to say "wait a minute we have a tape measure in the drawer".;) ;)
ps also used by soldiers in the dessert to keep sand out of their rifles. What... squaddies in a blancmange! :eek:
Sorry, DG. Couldn't resist pouncing on that typo! :o
dive granny
24-06-07, 21:40
Not like me:D I usually pick up on these things;)
Scuba-Doh!
24-06-07, 21:58
Another use for condoms... and diving related (slightly)!
http://www.diyphotography.net/diy_the_cheap_yet_shamefull_underwater_housing
As was the super wedgie video at the bottom :D
:mad: quite finished?! Do Tesco sell magnum champers? How jolly can't say I've seen one in my local....think they just do the bog standard mates blah blah, try the pubs for the designer ones....
:o that'll be me sent to the naughty corner then :eek: Was a reference to the muppets you put up with not to you!! :(
Bit of an expert then:D :D
ps also used by soldiers in the dessert to keep sand out of their trifles.
Sorry, couldn't resist!
:D
dive granny
25-06-07, 21:26
ok. silly me;) Must be cos I have a sweet tooth. On second thoughts lets not go there given the way this thread is developing;)
:mad: quite finished?! Do Tesco sell magnum champers? How jolly can't say I've seen one in my local....
Didnt think you would, you chuffy St. Andrew types get your butler to go for you.
gogs
-dive-monkey-
26-06-07, 09:15
Didnt think you would, you chuffy St. Andrew types get your butler to go for you.
gogs
cheeky wee sh*&e
i ain't no chuffy!
-dive-monkey-
26-06-07, 09:25
:o that'll be me sent to the naughty corner then :eek: Was a reference to the muppets you put up with not to you!! :(
let you off then....but you still need to go to the naughty corner!
ok. silly me;) Must be cos I have a sweet tooth. On second thoughts lets not go there given the way this thread is developing;)
They come in chocolate flavour........ :eek:
I'll get my coat :o
-dive-monkey-
26-06-07, 14:17
They come in chocolate flavour........ :eek:
Along with strawberry sundae, carzy cola & tutti frutti..
who's the poor sod who has to check that the flavour actually tastes like that?
let you off then....but you still need to go to the naughty corner!
Whoo-hoo! Back where I belong :D ;)
also used by the Troops to store waste in. when stuck in a op for days.
Mad Major.
PS they take some squeezing in, so the trick is to inflate them first.
;)
dive granny
26-06-07, 21:41
They come in chocolate flavour........ :eek:
I'll get my coat :o
Cheeky;)
also used by the Troops to store waste in. when stuck in a op for days.
Mad Major.
PS they take some squeezing in, so the trick is to inflate them first.
;)
Well I guess inflating them afterwards isn't much fun!