chris
21-06-07, 23:16
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,
since they can't see each other signing or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife
figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she
wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If
you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis two hundred and
fifty times."
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out,
since they can't see each other signing or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife
figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and
squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over
and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she
wants to have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If
you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis two hundred and
fifty times."