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tomy2tums
21-06-07, 18:05
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register
he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl
if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his trousers. He did. She reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms,
Till 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,was
up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker
that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him
to drop his trousers. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop
his trousers and he did.

She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the
intercom and said...





(you'll love this one...................)













'Mop and bucket, Till 5' :eek:

regthing
21-06-07, 23:24
When you say he had never had sexual contact with a live female are you implying necrophilia?

tomy2tums
22-06-07, 07:28
When you say he had never had sexual contact with a live female are you implying necrophilia?

technically, it is not illiegal if they are still warm.......

chris
22-06-07, 08:00
technically, it is not illiegal if they are still warm.......


Is that true ;)

regthing
22-06-07, 09:49
technically, it is not illiegal if they are still warm.......

....your Honour :D

tomy2tums
22-06-07, 09:52
Is that true ;)

Got something you wish to confess? :eek:

regthing
22-06-07, 09:57
Got something you wish to confess? :eek:

Haven't we all???? :eek: :D ;)