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regthing
19-06-07, 10:31
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?' 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.' 'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial? Asks Matthew. 'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year. A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story, Simon. So tonight, who are you going to be?' 'Tonight, Matthew..... I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle '

Sarah
19-06-07, 10:36
Groan!:eek:

alexmaclennan
19-06-07, 12:44
Groan!:eek:

Scott,

I'd stick to micturating into the briney

alex

Gord
19-06-07, 13:40
ugh

GerryO
19-06-07, 21:17
No, I liked it, by the time I read it out with a wee bit of dramatization I got a laugh out obvious relief that the whole thing was over. I still liked it though.

charlie
19-06-07, 21:33
I found that funny :D

Does that mean that my sense of humour has been restored or is it completely out of kilter? :eek:

I thought that the joke could have potentially developed into having a much worse punchline, e.g. Englebert Halfuncledick! :rolleyes:

regthing
20-06-07, 13:57
No, I liked it, by the time I read it out with a wee bit of dramatization I got a laugh out obvious relief that the whole thing was over. I still liked it though.

You're lucky I didn't post the "Bear in a bar" joke....