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There have been reports of a disturbing new craze in the more decadent of UK lap dancing establishments.
Rich customers are paying large sums of money to be allowed to fill the dancer's vagina with vodka and then drink it through a straw.
Police and medical professionals are warning about the dangers of 'Minge Drinking'
:eek:
magic, got to remember that one.
dive granny
02-06-07, 00:09
There have been reports of a disturbing new craze in the more decadent of UK lap dancing establishments.
Rich customers are paying large sums of money to be allowed to fill the dancer's vagina with vodka and then drink it through a straw.
Police and medical professionals are warning about the dangers of 'Minge Drinking'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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Is that for real???If so it is extremely dangerous, and I mean for the females.Its also pretty disgusting :(
There have been reports of a disturbing new craze in the more decadent of UK lap dancing establishments.
Rich customers are paying large sums of money to be allowed to fill the dancer's vagina with vodka and then drink it through a straw.
Police and medical professionals are warning about the dangers of 'Minge Drinking'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
:eek:
Is that for real???If so it is extremely dangerous, and I mean for the females.Its also pretty disgusting :([/QUOTE]
Thats a joke ;)
dive granny
02-06-07, 00:21
I hoped it was, but I was a gynae nurse for over 10 years and you've no idea what can find its way 'up there' :D
I hoped it was, but I was a gynae nurse for over 10 years and you've no idea what can find its way 'up there' :D
Pictures???
ok, no more Grolsch for me..
I hoped it was, but I was a gynae nurse for over 10 years and you've no idea what can find its way 'up there' :D
Ive seen ping pong balls come outta there in a few bars around the world :eek:
Pictures???
ok, no more Grolsch for me..
I think its time you went to bed and dream of packing up your coffee table and washing machine
dive granny
02-06-07, 00:30
Sorry no pics!! Various fruits, bottles, money!! you name it its probably been there:D Heard a great story about a guy who went for an x-ray and they could see a ship. They repeated the xray, same thing so then did a p.r. exam and found an old spice bottle. Glass doesn't show on xray but the wee ship does:D It is a true story:D
I think its time you went to bed and dream of packing up your coffee table and washing machine
and practising underwater navigation skills....
Oh, the packing is getting worse, she talking about the fridge now, and if all the African masks and figures I brought back will get through customs...
Sorry no pics!! Various fruits, bottles, money!! you name it its probably been there:D Heard a great story about a guy who went for an x-ray and they could see a ship. They repeated the xray, same thing so then did a p.r. exam and found an old spice bottle. Glass doesn't show on xray but the wee ship does:D It is a true story:D
Thats quality.
I knew a A+E nurse years back in weymouth who had one case of a guy with a stool leg up his bum apparently he was changing a lightbulb whilst naked and slipped and somehow landed on one of the stool legs :confused: :confused:
Thats quality.
I knew a A+E nurse years back in weymouth who had one case of a guy with a stool leg up his bum apparently he was changing a lightbulb whilst naked and slipped and somehow landed on one of the stool legs :confused: :confused:
it's hellish when that happens.:(
and practising underwater navigation skills....
Oh, the packing is getting worse, she talking about the fridge now, and if all the African masks and figures I brought back will get through customs...
hmm obviously an extra fridge for beer will come in handy, is she taking the BBQ as well?
Ive seen ping pong balls come outta there in a few bars around the world :eek:
I had a golf ball drop into my beer from a bird on the bar in the far east once.
Steve
I had a golf ball drop into my beer from a bird on the bar in the far east once.
Steve
I presume she didnt use her fingers?
I hoped it was, but I was a gynae nurse for over 10 years and you've no idea what can find its way 'up there' :D
Straws apparently
dive granny
02-06-07, 20:58
Thats quality.
I knew a A+E nurse years back in weymouth who had one case of a guy with a stool leg up his bum apparently he was changing a lightbulb whilst naked and slipped and somehow landed on one of the stool legs :confused: :confused:
Used to hear stories like that, who then fell on fruit bowl, landed on a banana!!
Or men using vaccuums while naked!!! You could write a book:D
I had a mate once....(no jokes on that one please!).. who lost his ring from his finger with a girl once!! they got it the next day mind you, kept us all amused for ages!!